#3272: Time Change
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[Cueball standing behind a lectern.]
Cueball: We all hate springing forward,
Cueball: but we love falling back.
[Zoomed out view. Cueball is on a raised podium behind a lectern, and Hairy, another Cueball, and Hairbun are standing in front of Cueball (to the panel's left).]
Cueball: Therefore, we are abolishing the spring time change only.
Cueball: We'll gain an hour every year, but never lose one.
[Zoomed back in on Cueball behind the lectern, who has his fist raised]
Off-screen voice: Won't that cause the clocks to spiral out of sync with the sun?
Cueball: Then we will meet the chaos clear-eyed and well-rested!
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.