#3245: Results Age

XKCD comic, described below.
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Implications of the age of the posts you see when you Google an error message

[A search engine prompt field is shown, containing part of an error code message (beginning with E-21 & what looks like a 9 & 3 next to it). Below this are search results shown as obscured text, except for a the phrase '3 years ago' in the first heading. This is expanded into an ellipse that obscures the rest of the search field.]

[A table, with 3 columns, labelled "Age of post", "What it means", and "Probability of a fix"]

[Row 1: Age of post:] 2 hours ago

[What it means:] There's an infrastructure outage

[Probability of a fix:] Very high -- just wait

[Row 2: Age of post:] 5 days ago

[What it means:] A recent update broke something big

[Probability of a fix:] High, but you might have to wait for a patch

[Row 3: Age of post:] 3 months ago

[What it means:] A new product isn't working for some users

[Probability of a fix:] Decent chance of a solution in the replies

[Row 4: Age of post:] 2 years ago

[What it means:] You've run into an edge case

[Probability of a fix:] Low, but maybe the replies can help with troubleshooting

[Row 5: Age of post:] 13 years ago

[What it means:] You're the only person with this problem

[Probability of a fix:] Very low -- post is likely not relevant

[Row 6: Age of post:] 24 years ago

[What it means:] Oh God how is the Internet this old

[Probability of a fix:] Maybe whoever posted this message has kids who can help you

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(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

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