#3075: Anachronym Challenge

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[Cueball is looking at a phone, or perhaps a piece of paper, in his hand while holding his other hand on the handle of a shopping cart. Above the shopping cart, an underlined header and a bullet list are shown:]

Shopping List

  • Tin Foil
  • Sponges
  • Silverware
  • Linens
  • Iron & Ironing Board
  • Reading Glasses
  • 9 Iron & 3 Wood
  • Sidewalk Chalk
  • Rubber Duck

[Caption below the panel:]

I'm trying to do a shopping trip where I only buy stuff that's no longer made from the material it's named after.


(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

I have to pay with paper money.

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