#3057: Excusing Yourself
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[Caption above the panel:]
Ways to leave a social interaction:
[An arrow pointing towards the right is shown below the caption. Caption above arrow:]
Less polite
[First Panel: From left to right, Ponytail, White Hat, and Megan are sitting at a table with half-full glasses on it. Megan is looking down at her phone.]
Megan: Oh, gosh, I can't believe how late I've kept you up! I have to wake up early, so I should really go soon.
Megan: Can I help tidy up?
[Second Panel: White Hat and Cueball are sitting at a table (only the right half is shown, so Ponytail may be presumed to be in the left chair as in the first panel), on which there are half-full glasses and a plate.]
Cueball: It's been great, but I'm tired and need to sleep.
[Third Panel: White Hat and Black Hat are sitting at a table (again, Ponytail may be in the left chair), with two plates and a half-full wine glass at White Hat's spot. Black Hat's arm is resting on the back of his chair.]
Black Hat: We're about done having fun, right?
Black Hat: Everyone looks bored.
Black Hat: And tired.
[Fourth Panel: Ponytail, White Hat are sitting at the table. Megan is shown in a sequence of actions within the same frame.]
[Action 1: Megan kicks the table at which she was sat, spilling the drinks on it, while simultaneously pushing her chair backwards, to topple it:]
Kick
Megan: Bye.
[Action 2: Megan and her chair crash to the floor, with arm flung back.]
Crash
[Action 3: Megan tumbles away from the position she fell in, either in a backwards or sideways roll.]
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.