#991: Phantom Menace

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[[Two people -- one in a Darth Maul mask, the other holding a lightsaber, and each holding money in his or her hand -- stand outside a building.]] [[They continue to stand there.]] [[They continue to stand there.]] [[Darth Maul turns to lightsaber guy.]] Darth Maul: Are you sure this place is a theater? Lightsaber guy: Let's give it one more month.

We could go to the theater across town and see if it's opened THERE yet, but we don't want to lose our place in line.

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