#501: Faust 2.0

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

Satan: Mortal! I come offering a deal - Guy: Read the sign. Satan: "By entering this room, you agree to forfeit your own soul rather than negotiate with the mortal within..." Wait, you can't - Guy: Too late. Caption: Mephistopheles encounters the E.U.L.A.

The only blood these contracts are signed in is from me cutting my hand trying to open the goddamn CD case.

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