#3275: Calibration Nobel

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[ Hairy is standing behind a lectern on a podium, holding a piece of paper and addressing the attendees in front of him. Ponytail and Cueball, identified as Dr. Adams and Dr. Smith, walk toward the podium. In the audience are Megan, another Cueball, and another Hairy.]

Hairy: This year's Nobel Prize in "Calibrating your equipment carefully and not embarrassing yourself by publishing spurious results" goes to Dr. Adams and Dr. Smith, who did not announce the discovery of microbes on Titan.

Cueball, waving to the audience: Thank you, thank you.