#3247: Particle Census

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[First Panel. Megan is standing at a lectern, presumably talking to an audience.]

Megan: Remember, Tuesday is the decennial particle census.

Megan: Physicists will be recording the location of all particles in the universe.

[Second Panel. Zooms out to show the stage Megan is on]

Megan: Of course, this will cause their momenta to become indeterminite, so please plan for some disruption.

[Third Panel. An audience member pipes up from off-panel.]

Audience member: Wait, disruption? Where will my particles go?

Megan: No one can say, but you'll know exactly where they were.

Title text:Remember, your answers to the physics census are confidential; we will not be issuing Pauli exclusion principle citations.