#3187: High Altitude Cooking Instructions
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[Two notes, of black writing on white background, are printed upon an item of grey packaging that is shown in closeup, slightly inclined and rotated within the comic panel. Only the latter parts of the top note are visible — because of the slant, only the first few characters of the penultimate line, and the entire final line of text, can be read. The bottom note is fully visible, as the bottom of the board is all within view.]
[The readable part of the top note's two lines:]
Remove fro[m heat]
for 3 minutes before serving.
[The bottom note:]
High altitude cooking instructions:
3,500-6,500 ft: Add ½ cup water, increase cook time to 12 minutes
6,500-9,500 ft: Add 1¼ cups water, increase cook time to 18 minutes
250,000-450,000 ft: Orient reentry vehicle for aerodynamic stability. Deploy parachutes at 10,000 ft. Descend, keeping crew capsule tightly covered, for 3-4 minutes. After splashdown, follow sea level cooking instructions
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:1,300,000-1,400,000 ft: Ask a crew member to show you how to use the ISS food warmer.