#3120: Geologic Periods

[A table with 3 columns, labelled: "Period", "My favorite part" and "My biggest complaint". There are 13 rows below the labels]

[Row 1: Period:] Precambrian

[My favorite part:] Life develops

[My biggest complaint:] Snowball Earth episodes

[Row 2: Period:] Cambrian

[My favorite part:] Trilobites!

[My biggest complaint:] Evolution could stand to calm down a little

[Row 3: Period:] Ordovician

[My favorite part:] Earth might have had rings

[My biggest complaint:] Scary volcanic eruption in North America

[Row 4: Period:] Silurian

[My favorite part:] First land animals

[My biggest complaint:] Earth's newfound mold problem

[Row 5: Period:] Devonian

[My favorite part:] Big mountains in Boston

[My biggest complaint:] Yeah, sure, what those giant killer fish needed was armor

[Row 6: Period:] Carboniferous

[My favorite part:] Cool forests

[My biggest complaint:] Bugs too big

[Row 7: Period:] Permian

[My favorite part:] Pangea

[My biggest complaint:] Google "The Great Dying"

[Row 8: Period:] Triassic

[My favorite part:] Tanystropheus [accompanying the text in this cell is an image of a Tanystropheus and its characteristic elongated neck, with Cueball standing next to it for scale]

[My biggest complaint:] Damage to Canada still visible from space at Manicouagan

[Row 9: Period:] Jurassic

[My favorite part:] Birds

[My biggest complaint:] Parasitoid wasps

[Row 10: Period:] Cretaceous

[My favorite part:] Raptors

[My biggest complaint:] Raptors

[Row 11: Period:] Paleogene

[My favorite part:] Pretty horseys!!!

[My biggest complaint:] Paleocene-eocene thermal maximum

[Row 12: Period:] Neogene

[My favorite part:] Forests of Dracaena dragonblood trees

[My biggest complaint:] Zanclean flood

[Row 13: Period:] Quaternary

[My favorite part:] Burrito invented

[My biggest complaint:] Whoever picked the name for the third period of the Cenozoic