#3080: Tennis Balls

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[Cueball fires eight tennis ball at decreasing heights using a tennis ball machine, which makes four "thunk" noises. Megan is standing behind him. The tennis ball machine has a container for tennis balls at the top, which is connected to a tube where the balls are launched. Behind the machine is a handle that Cueball holds with both hands to control the machine, and at the bottom is a stand with two legs.]

[Cueball has stopped firing tennis balls and is resting his hand on the handle of the machine. Ten noises come from the right side of the panel:]

Bonk

Bonk

Bonk

Bonk

Bonk

OW!

Bonk

OW!

Bonk

Bonk

[Megan has her hand to her chin.]

Megan: Ok, there's definitely a person over there. Let's do one more pass to try to measure their height.

[Caption below the panel:]

Electrons are small and hard to work with, so some scientists have developed a scanning tennis ball microscope instead.

(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

Title text:After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.


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