#2998: Ravioli-Shaped Objects
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[A 4x4 grid of squares. The columns are labeled: Eat with a fork, rest your head on, puncture and slurp, install in your phone. The rows are: Ravioli, throw pillow, Capri Sun, bulging lithium battery. Each row has an image of each respective item above the title, with the words “Home Sweet Home” on the throw pillow, and “Fruit” on the Capri Sun.]
Top-Left
Ravioli, eat with a fork: [green]
[Cueball sits on a chair in front of a table with a jar of sauce on it. He is eating from a plate from ravioli.]
Cueball: Nom Nom Nom
Top Mid-Left
Ravioli, Rest your head on: [red]
[Cueball is lying down on a couch with ravioli smooshed on his head and the couch. Ravioli bits can be seen on the ground]
Cueball: Eww.
Top Mid-Right
Ravioli, puncture and slurp: [yellow]
[Cueball is slurping from a ravioli through a straw. In front of him is table with two plates, presumably with ravioli on them.]
Slurp
Top-Right
Ravioli, Install in your phone: [red]
[A phone is shown with bits of ravioli sticking out and tomato sauce is dripping out.]
Top-Mid Left
Throw pillow, eat with a fork: [red]
[Cueball sits on a chair in front of a table with a jar of sauce on it. He is poking with a fork at a throw pillow covered in tomato sauce.]
Poke poke
Top-Mid Mid-Left
Throw pillow, rest your head on: [green]
[Cueball is looking at his phone and is lying on a couch. His head is resting on a throw pillow.]
Top-Mid Mid-Right
Throw pillow, puncture and slurp: [red]
[Cueball is sucking on a straw that is inserted in a pillow.]
Cueball: Aw man, this one is empty.
Top-Mid Right
Throw pillow, install in your phone: [red]
[A phone is shown on a throw pillow that has the words “Home Sweet Home” partially obscured.]
Bottom-Mid Left
Capri Sun, eat with a fork: [red]
[Cueball sits on a chair in front of a table with a jar of sauce on it. He has stabbed a Capri Sun on a plate and is now splattered with juice.]
Bottom-Mid Mid-Left
Capri Sun, rest your head on: [yellow]
[Cueball is looking at his phone and is lying on a couch. His head is resting on a Capri Sun.]
Cueball: Honestly kind of comfortable.
Bottom-Mid Mid-Right
Capri Sun, puncture and slurp: [green]
[Cueball is drinking from a Capri Sun through a straw.]
Sluuurp
Bottom-Mid Right
Capri Sun, Install in your phone: [red]
[A phone is shown to be squishing a Capri Sun. Juice is trickling out.]
Bottom Left
Bulging lithium battery, eat with a fork: [red]
[An explosion bordered by 4 skull and crossbones.]
Bottom Mid-Left
Bulging lithium battery, rest your head on: [red]
[Cueball is looking at his phone and lying on his couch. His head is resting on a smoldering battery.]
Cueball: This fire hazard is uncomfortable.
Bottom Mid-Right
Bulging lithium battery, puncture and slurp: [red]
[An explosion bordered by 4 skull and crossbones.]
Bottom Right
Bulging lithium battery, install in your phone: [red]
[A phone with a bulging back, presumably from the bulging lithium battery. The phone’s screen is cracked in the center.]
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:It's a real accomplishment to mess up a ravioli recipe badly enough that the resulting incident touches all four quadrants of the NFPA hazard diamond.