#2961: CrowdStrike

[White Hat is pointing his finger at Ponytail and Cueball. Ponytail is partly crouched on a moving office chair, holding with both hands onto a rope tied around the waist of Cueball, who is riding an electric scooter.]

White Hat: Hey, aren't you supposed to be working on the—

Ponytail: Sorry, that's all on hold today because of the CrowdStrike thing.

[Caption below the panel:]

Protip: As long as you're not actually in charge of fixing the CrowdStrike thing, you can use this excuse for pretty much anything you want to do today.