#2871: Definitely
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[A list of 12 words with their meanings. The lines between the words and their meaning are aligned, with the words to the left being right-aligned. Above the 12 rows of words there are underlined captions:]
Word Meaning
Definitely - Definitely
Definetly - Almost definitely
Definately - Probably
Definatly - Probably not
Defenitely - Not telling (it's a surprise)
Defintely - Per the prophecy
Definetely - Definitely, maybe
Definantly - To be decided by coin toss
Defanitely - In one universe out of 14 million
Defineatly - Only the gods know
Definitly - Unless someone cute shows up
Defiantly - Defiantly
[Caption below the panel:]
People think the word "definitely" is often misspelled, but it's actually just several words with different meanings.
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard.