#2846: Daylight Saving Choice
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[Black Hat is speaking at a lectern, flanked by Ponytail and Hairy.]
Black Hat: From now on, everyone who likes daylight saving time should change their clocks, and everyone who doesn't, shouldn't.
[Caption below the panel:]
The government finally decides to put an end to all the arguments.
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:I average out the spring and fall changes and just set my clocks 39 minutes ahead year-round.