#2793: Garden Path Sentence

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[A newspaper titled News with two pictures on the front page: one showing a judge with an airplane in the background, and the other displaying a map depicting the airplane's route. Above the pictures there is the following headline, displayed in all capital letters:]

After bird strikes judge who ordered olive garden path sentence in case of green walkways vacated overturned but rights and lands safely


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Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing

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