#2766: Helium Reserve

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[An officer wearing a peaked cap is talking to Cueball. There is a "National Strategic Helium Reserve" building in the background.]

Officer: You were in charge of guarding the national helium reserve. So where did it go?!

[Caption below the panel:]

Unfortunately, there's no good way for me to answer this question out loud.


(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

Title text:The government has been trying to sell off the Federal Helium Reserve for a few years now, but the sale has been on hold while they try to figure out how to explain this situation to buyers.


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