#2608: Family Reunion
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[Megan, White Hat, Cueball, Hairy, Danish, a white cat with black patches on its back, Hairbun, a chair with a half-full wine-glass on the seat, and a potted plant on a cabinet are "standing" in a line. White Hat is holding a glass and Hairy has his hands to the side in a "shrug" position. Megan and Cueball are facing right and everything/one else is facing left (except for the potted plant, which is not facing any direction). There are arrows pointing to each of the living creatures.]
14th cousin [Megan]
2nd cousin [White Hat]
Me [Cueball]
12th cousin [Hairy]
35th cousin [Danish]
17,000,000th cousin [cat]
9th cousin [Hairbun]
50,000,000,000th cousin [potted plant]
[Caption below the panel:]
Really, every gathering is a family reunion.
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:Grandma says that because of differences in primate and feline lifespans, the cat is actually my 17,000,000th cousin 14,000,000 times removed.