#2603: Childhood Toys

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[Title:] Childhood Toys

[Subtitle:] By Practicality for Commuting

[Caption of the first box:] Practical

  • Bicycle
  • Electric Scooter

[Cueball, wearing a helmet, drives by on an electric scooter, passing another Cueball and Hairbun, who is holding a briefcase.]

Scooter Cueball: Hi, boss!

[Caption of the second box:] Less Practical

  • Skateboard
  • Roller Skates
  • Big Wheel
  • Unicycle

[Ponytail rides by White Hat on a unicycle.]

Ponytail: Good Morning!

[Caption of the third box:] Impractical

  • Stilts
  • Jump Rope
  • Wagon
  • Pogo Stick

[Cueball bounces past Megan on a pogo stick.]

Pogo Stick: Boing boing

Cueball: How's it going?

[Caption of the fourth box:] Very Impractical

  • Trampoline
  • Tire Swing
  • Hot Wheels
  • Slip 'N Slide

[Cueball slides past Hairy(?) on a Slip 'N Slide.]

Cueball: Wheeeee

Cueball: Hi Boss!


(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

The rope keeps breaking, I'm covered in bruises and scrapes, and I've barely reached the end of my driveway, but I don't care--I'm determined to become the first person to commute to work by tetherball.

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