#2352: Synonym Date
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[Ponytail and Hairy talking.]
Ponytail: So, how is she?
Hairy: Well...she's a talented writer. Seems very cool.
Ponytail: ...but?
Hairy: She's really into...synonyms.
Ponytail: I don't understand.
Hairy: Her hobby is finding the most unsettling possible words for any sentence.
Ponytail: Word games? That doesn't sound too bad.
Hairy: Well...
[Caption above reads "Earlier..."]
[Megan is wearing a dress and talking to Hairy, who is dripping wet.]
Megan: Ugh, it's so watery out.
Megan: You must be clammy! Want to guzzle some tea?
[Hairy is now less wet and holding a cup of warm tea.]
Megan: Let me slough off this dress,
Megan: and slither into something more comfortable.
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:We need some grub to munch--I'll go slouch over to the kitchen.