#2279: Symptoms
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[Cueball and Megan stand facing each other, with Cueball looking down at his smartphone held up in one hand.]
Cueball: It says here common symptoms include shortness of breath, fever, fatigue, and a dry cough.
Megan: That's reassuring to me, a person with powerful lungs, icy skin, frenzied energy, and an incredibly wet cough.
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:This medicine says it may cause lightheadedness, dry mouth, and blurred vision, but my head feels incredibly heavy, water is pouring from my mouth, and I can see individual hummingbird wingbeats, so I think I'm fine.