#2276: Self-Isolate

Transcript

[Cueball sits in an armchair watching television. A zigzag line from the TV indicates that the text is a voice from the TV.]

Voice from television: Experts are saying people may need to "self-isolate" to combat the virus.

[A slim beat panel with Cueball sitting silent in the armchair.]

[Zoomed in on Cueball in the armchair. A starburst on the right border indicates the voice from an off-panel person.]

Cueball: ... I've been practicing for this moment my whole life.

Off-panel voice: I don't think that's—

Cueball: Quick, make plans and watch how fast I cancel!

Title text:Turns out I've been "practicing social distancing" for years without even realizing it was a thing!