#2269: Phylogenetic Tree

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[A circular phylogenetic tree is shown, with various parts of the tree colored red, green, blue, and black. Text is written on the root of the tree and the first few branches, getting smaller until it becomes unreadable. The visible text is:]

Duke

Duke Gonzaga

Louisville Duke UVA FSU

Dayton UVA Kansas FSU

[Caption below the panel:]

I was kicked off the biology project after I secretly replaced all the phylogenetic trees in our new paper with March Madness brackets.

(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

And I was kicked out of my March Madness pool because I wouldn't shut up about the evidence for NBA/ABA endosymbiosis.

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