#2251: Alignment Chart Alignment Chart

XKCD comic, described below.
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[A 3×3 grid of squares. Each square contains a label at the top and a drawing of a chart, and each square has a caption below it. From left to right, and one row at a time:]


Soil Chart

[The diagram is a triangle split into several sections. The left side of the triangle is labeled "Clay" going up, the right side is labeled "Silt" going down, and the bottom is labeled "Loam" going left. The sections are labeled as follows, going left to right, top to bottom:]

  • Clay
  • [unintelligible, probably "sandy"] Clay
  • Silty Clay
  • Clay Loam
  • Silty Clay Loam
  • Sandy Clay Loam
  • Loam
  • Silt Loam
  • [unintelligible, probably "Sand"]
  • [unintelligible, probably "Loamy Sand"]
  • Silt

Lawful Good


Punnett Square

[A 2x2 grid with a capital or lowercase R at either the left or top of each row and column, and each square containing the two letters of its row and column.]

Neutral Good


IPA Vowel Chart

[describe this chart here]

Chaotic Good


Phase Diagram

[The diagram is a simple square chart labeled "Heat" along the x-axis and "Pressure" along the y-axis. One section, labeled "Solid," is a wavy triangle that encompasses the left side of the chart, tapering off toward the bottom until it comes to a point just above the bottom. Another section, labeled "Gas," shares a border with the "Solid" section but splits off about halfway up and continues to about 3/4 of the way up the right side. The final section, labeled "Liquid," occupies the rest of the space in the chart.]

Lawful Neutral


Alignment Chart

[A 3×3 grid of nine empty squares, each with an unreadable label below it.]

True Neutral


CIE Chromaticity Diagram

[A curved edge at the top of the chart like a parabola facing downwards leaning towards the right with the two ends of the parabola being connected by a straight line. The sections are labeled as follows, going left to right, top to bottom:]

  • Green
  • Yellow
  • Pink
  • Red
  • Purple
  • Blue

Chaotic Neutral


Political Compass

[A square chart split into four quadrants, with the horizontal axis labeled "Left (left)/Right (right)" and the vertical axis labeled "Authoritarian (top)/Libertarian (bottom)." Each quadrant is divided into several irregular segments, either unlabeled or labeled with a single question mark.]

Lawful Evil


QAPF Rock Diagram

[The diagram is a rhombus with each corner labeled: ‘Q’ at the top, ‘A’ at the left, ‘P’ at the right, and ‘F’ at the bottom. The diagram is divided into trapezoids and triangles, each with labels. The writing in most subdivisions are unreadable. The readable subdivisions:]

  • Granite [around the top left]
  • Basalt [just below the right corner]
  • Foidolite [at the bottom]

Neutral Evil


Omnispace Classifier

[describe this chart here]

Chaotic Evil


(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

Title text:I would describe my personal alignment as "lawful heterozygous silty liquid."


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