#2096: Mattresses
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[Cueball and Ponytail are talking to each other]
Cueball: ...It's firmer than my old mattress, which I thought I wouldn't like, but it's actually really nice.
Ponytail: Cool, maybe I should get one.
Cueball: Now let's take some listener questions!
Ponytail: What?
[Caption below the panel:]
I can't talk about mattresses, underwear, or the Post Office anymore without feeling the urge to segue back into a podcast.
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:After reading that "The War To Sell You A Mattress Is An Internet Nightmare" article, I've decided it's safer and less complicated to just sleep on the floor. DISCLOSURE: THE AUTHOR OF THIS MOUSEOVER TEXT RECEIVED FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FROM THE FLOOR INDUSTRY FOR THIS MESSAGE.