#1976: Friendly Questions

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[Cueball and Hairy meet each other.]

Cueball: Hey!

Hairy: Oh, hi!

[Cueball looks down at a sticky note in his hand.]

[The yellow sticky note reads:]

Normal human conversation


1. Ask them about themselves

[Cueball looks at Hairy.]

Cueball: How many...apples...have you eaten?

Hairy: ...like, in my life?

Cueball: Yes.

Hairy: ...

Cueball: ...I should go.

Hairy: OK.


(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

Title text:Just tell me everything you're thinking about in order from most important to last, and then we'll be friends and we can eat apples together.


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