#1976: Friendly Questions
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[Cueball and Hairy meet each other.]
Cueball: Hey!
Hairy: Oh, hi!
[Cueball looks down at a sticky note in his hand.]
[The yellow sticky note reads:]
Normal human conversation
1. Ask them about themselves
[Cueball looks at Hairy.]
Cueball: How many...apples...have you eaten?
Hairy: ...like, in my life?
Cueball: Yes.
Hairy: ...
Cueball: ...I should go.
Hairy: OK.
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:Just tell me everything you're thinking about in order from most important to last, and then we'll be friends and we can eat apples together.