#1934: Phone Security

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[The content of a configuration screen on a smartphone is shown. All items listed are activated as indicated by green switches.]

Security Options

If stolen, phone can be remotely

If phone is stolen, erase data and play an earsplitting siren until the battery dies or is removed

If phone is stolen, do a fake factory reset. Then, in the background...

...constantly request dozens of simultaneous rideshares to the phone's location
...automatically order food to phone's location from every delivery place within 20 miles
...if thief logs in to Facebook, send hostile messages to all their family members
...automatically direct self-driving car to drive toward phone's location at 5 mph
...take photos of random objects at the thief's address and post them as "free" on Craigslist and Nextdoor

Title text:...wait until they type in payment information, then use it to order yourself a replacement phone.