#1931: Virtual Assistant

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[Megan stands next to a small table with a Google Home sitting on it.]

Megan: Ok, Google–

Google Home: THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Google Home: CRASH  THUD!

Google Home: CLICK  THUMP THUMP

Google Home: [sink running]

Google Home: ZIIIIIP!  CLICK

Google Home: THUMP THUMP  CLICK

Google Home: SLAM!

Google Home: THUMPATHUMPATHUMPA

Google Home: H... *Pant* ...Hello... *Pant*

Google Home: How... How can I help you?

[Text below the panel:]

I want to hack the world's smart home devices, but not to create a botnet or anything—I just want to make them play this sound clip every time you invoke them.


(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

If you ask it to please turn off that feature, it apologizes a whole bunch and promises to try to be quieter, then switches to a slightly lower-volume version of the clip with "sorry!" after the louder sounds.

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