#1853: Once Per Day
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[Megan and Cueball are standing together, facing each other.]
Megan: Got any plans for the day?
Cueball: I'm going to eat an apple, an egg, one baby aspirin, and a piece of dark chocolate, drink six glasses of water, one glass of red wine, a cup of coffee, and a cup of tea, then do 30 minutes of exercise.
Cueball: Then back to sleep for another 8 hours!
[Caption below the panel:]
I only do things that news stories have specifically told me to do once per day.
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:I'm not totally locked into my routine—twice a year, I take a break to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.