#1642: Gravitational Waves

[[Two friends stroll along chatting]] Hatfriend: Did you watch the super bowl? Otherfriend: Yes, like a third of the counry. Otherfriend:A fraction which is INCREASING despite media fragmentation Hatfriend: Can't we just talk without your weird need to give context for everything? Otherfriend: Sorry. I'll try. Hatfriend: Sounds like Peyton Manning's probably going to retire. Otherfriend: Yes, I.. it.. Hatfriend: C'mon, you can do it! Otherfriend: He.. Otherfriend: MAMMALS LIKE PEYTON AGE VIA A PROCESS TAHT INVOLVES BOTH THE ACCUMULATION OF DAMAGE AND POORLY-UNDERSTOOD TIMED FACTORS. YET THE CONCEPT OF RETIREMENT ITSELF IS SURPRISINGLY RECENT- Hatfriend: Okay, good try. Maybe next year.