#1627: Woosh

XKCD comic, described below.
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More substitutions that make reading the news more fun Debate → Dance-off Self driving → Uncontrollably swerving Poll → Psychic reading Candidate → Airbender Drone → Dog Vows to → Probably won't At large → Very large Successfully → Suddenly Expands → Physically expands First second third-degree → Friggin' awful An unknown number → Like hundreds Front runner → Blade runner Global → Spherical Years → Minutes Minutes → Years No indication → Lots of signs Urged restraint by → Drunkenly egged on Horsepower → Tons of horsemeat

Title text:It also occasionally replies with 'Comment of the year', 'Are you for real', and 'I'm taking a screenshot so I can remember this moment forever'.


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