#1616: Lunch

XKCD comic, described below.
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[[Two people flying kites.]] Person: I love kites. Prankster: Hey, me too! Prankster: I'll go get mine once I finish walking my dog! C'mon boy. [[Prankster reels in kite, which is a small barking dog.]] [[Prankster walks away with kite under arm as Person watches.]]

I'm trying to be healthier, so after I eat this brick of cheese, I'll have a spoonful of grease-soaked vegetables.

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