#1560: Bubblegum

XKCD comic, described below.
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[[BERET GUY stands in a doorway into a dark room, silhouetted against the light]] Beret: I came here to chew bubblegum and make friends! [[Now in a well lit space, BERET GUY stands silently, facing two figures.]] [[BERET GUY stretches out a hand towards the figures, who completely fail to react.]] Beret: Want some gum?

I came here to chew bubblegum and say no more than eighteen words ... and I'm all out of

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