#1426: Reduce Your Payments

XKCD comic, described below.
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[[A figure sits at a couch. Black hat guy walks up from behind, holding some paper.]] Black hat guy: I discovered this weird trick for reducing your mortgage payments! Figure: What? Black hat guy: Sodium borohydride. Figure: ... I hate you.

I tried oxidizing them, but your bank uses some really weird paper and it wouldn't light.

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