#1424: En Garde

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[[Two fencers stand facing each other. The left one has his sword up; the right one keeps his lowered.]] Left fencer: En garde! Right fencer: OK. Right fencer: No matter how long we know each other, when you ask "What are you thinking," I will always pause before answering. Left fencer: Maybe a little less guarded? Right fencer: No way. I've been hurt before.

Title text:'Touch!' 'Nope, I sighed and stared at you with resignation, so I regained emotional right-of-way.'


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