#1384: Krypton

XKCD comic, described below.
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[[Stick Man looks into a telescope. Dark Hair stands beside them and looks in the opposite direction.]] SM: The distant planet Krypton is becoming unstable! Out of Panel: WAAAAAA DH: That crying baby is really annoying. [[They look at each other.]] [[A small rocket launches.]] [[The rocket is headed toward Krypton. Kal-El's star-shaped ship is seen heading in the opposite direction.]] [[Krypton explodes.]]

Their Sun and gravity will make you, uh, something, I guess. Out of earshot from Earth, mostly.

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