#1069: Alphabet

XKCD comic, described below.
Transcript

[[A guy walks up to a girl sitting at a bar]] Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd forget about you in a *heartbeat*. I'm not gonna waste my one chance to help the mess that is English orthography. c' situation is ridiculous. Look, we can make out whenever. This is *immortality*!}}

Do I get to remove letters entirely? Or just rearrange them? Because the 'k/c' situation is ridiculous. Look, we can make out whenever. This is *immortality*!

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