#3222: Star Formation
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[A glowing dot is in a field of clouds, speaking to itself.]
Dot: I think I did a good job with this universe.
Dot: Pressure waves dance through gas clouds.
Dot: They clump together and then pressure pushes them apart.
[The dot observes some more densely gathering of clouds.]
Dot: Oh weird, that big clump of clouds is staying together.
Dot: Their gravity is overcoming the pressure and more gas is falling in.
[More of the increasingly fragmentary clouds start to fall into a nascent star.]
Dot: It's not stopping!
Dot: The heat is rising but the collapse is only accelerating!
Dot: I messed up bad. I messed up bad.
[There is now a shining star in place of the dense field of clouds, with a few small clouds only at a distance.
Dot: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Dot: My beautiful clouds!
Dot: Ruined! It's all ruined!
(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:It's ok, I still have some nice, cool gas clouds that aren't collapsing. As long as nothing ionizes them, I can continue to enjoy their ... HEY! NO!!!