#3166: Big and Little Spoons

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[Close up shot of Cueball's head and neck. Cueball is facing the left and has his arm raised.]

Cueball: Some people like to be the big spoon.

[Cueball's face and neck are still the only elements visible. Cueball is facing the right now and has lowered his hand.]

Cueball: Some people like to be the little spoon.

[A big spoon sitting atop a little spoon and a little spoon sitting atop a big spoon are depicted.]

And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don't nest right either way. You nest same-sized spoons.

[Cueball is lying alone on a couch.]

...and apparently we sleep on the couch.

[Voice from outside the panel:]

Voice: Why are you still going on about the spoon thing?

Cueball: Because I'm right!