#3152: Skateboard

XKCD comic, described below.
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[Cueball falling in the sky] I guess this is on me. I should really keep my skateboarding gear and my parachutes in different-looking bags.

[Cueball looking at his skateboard]

[Cueball dialing on his phone] *BEEP* *BEEP*

[Cueball talking on his phone] Hello, Pro Skate Parks LLC? I'd like an extremely expedited order for a 600-foot halfpipe.


(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)

Title text:I understand it's hard to do more than 300 feet on these 90-second rush jobs, but with a smaller ramp I'm worried the gee forces will be too high for me to do any tricks.


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