#3081: PhD Timeline
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[A chart shows the typical events in a research program. At the top there is a dotted line. There is a title above the line and the line is labeled with text in the middle breaking the line:]
US PH.D PROGRAM TIMELINE
-------ENROLLMENT---------
[The dotted line aligns with the top of an Y-axis with 7 ticks, the top tick on level with the dotted line. There are seven labels from top towards the bottom, not written near specifik ticks, and with uneven distance. Between each of the labels there is an arrow from the one above pointing the the next. To the right of the first five labels there is a split up rectangle, that are closed at the top , but open at the bottom. Down through the middle part it is split up in two along a kind of S-shape going a bit up from left to right. There is a gab between the top and bottom part of this figure along this s-shape. Both top and bottom part has a label. All text and other parts of the comic has been in black until this. But the last two labels near the Y-axis beneath where the rectangular figure stops, which are still written in black, have been crossed out with red squiggly lines, both the two small arrows and the text. From the label above those crossed out, there goes a red arrow down and then to the right. This point to another red label next to and right of the first of the two that has been crossed out. From beneath this another red arrow point to a second red label, next to the the last of the two that was crossed out. A third red arrow goes beneath this to a final red label.]
Meet with Advisor
Research Proposal
Qualifying Exams
Purpose Dissertation
Research and Write dissertation
[The above is the labels near the rectangular figure to the right with the following labels:]
Coursework
Research
[The final two labels that have been crossed out with red lines:]
Submit dissertation
Defend dissertation
[The new labels written to the right with red:]
Get grabbed off the sidewalk outside of your home by masked government agents
Be whisked out of the state before a judge has time to intervene
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(Sourced from explainxkcd.com)
Title text:Rümeysa Öztürk was grabbed off the street in my town one month ago.